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Gross
Ug. Gag me with a spoon! That is like totally Grosbeak to the max!
(Our first Rose-breasted Grosbeak to visit the library!)May 7, 2019 -
Miss Dove and Her Romeo
Romeo: “Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.”
Juliet: “Then have my lips the sin that they have took.”
Romeo: “Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.”
Juliet: “You kiss by the book.”
― William Shakespeare, Romeo and JulietMay 6, 2019 -
Look Away
Count Olaf, the Grackle, has returned but has not returned his library book. Muahahaha!
May 5, 2019 -
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Blue Steel
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Derek Zoolander
May 3, 2019 -
Flood and Fire
“So let me make sure I understand what you are saying. Your library book fell in the toilet and to dry it out you held it over a candle and caught it on fire, and now you would like to return it?”
May 2, 2019
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