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  • Knit Wits

    Knitting club has taken a turn for the worse.

    April 19, 2019

  • Miss Dove’s Inferno

    Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.

    April 18, 2019

  • Fine!

    “You’re fining me?”
    “Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
    “Fine.”
    “It is fine.”
    “It is not fine.”
    “Fine, but you are being fined.”

    April 17, 2019

  • “I just need your name to sign you up for a library card.”
    “It’s sort of embarrassing. I’m a Titmouse.”
    “First name Tit? Last name Mouse? You are a bird, right?”

    April 15, 2019

  • Beware the Chair

    You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.

    April 15, 2019

  • Checkin’ Out

    Miss Dove, Saturday librarian, has ended her shift and is checkin’ out for a night on the town.

    April 14, 2019

  • Fowl Weather

    “It’s raining ducks and chickens out there!”
    “Yeah. it’s pretty fowl.”

    April 13, 2019

  • Lonesome Dove

    “Miss Dove, are you lonely?”
    “No, why?”
    “You’re always by your shelf.”

    April 12, 2019

  • Quiet Peas

    “What is a librarian’s favorite vegetable?”
    “Quiet peas.”
    Happy National (Bird) Library Week!

    April 11, 2019

  • Hoos the Champion!

    Who’s the Champion? Hoos the Champion!

    April 10, 2019

  • Wahoowa!

    Today, all our birds are singing the same song.

    April 8, 2019

  • Bird Herd

    Is a group of Cowbirds called a bird herd?

    April 7, 2019

  • Looking Up

    Things are looking up at the Bird Library.

    April 6, 2019

  • “A school library is like the Bat Cave: it’s a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero. True, the superhero is more likely to be wearing a cardigan than a batsuit, but still…” – Tom Angleberger
    Happy National School Librarian Day!

    April 4, 2019

  • Making My Moooove

    Hatch.com username: Making my Moooove
    Do you enjoy long flights in the sunset? The feeling of warm seed on your feet?
    Are you willing to leave your eggs behind for others to raise?
    No commitment: Doesn’t mate for life

    April 4, 2019

  • Breakin’

    During breaks, Miss Doves practices her moonwalk.

    April 3, 2019

  • Count Bookula

    “I vant to read your books.”

    April 1, 2019

  • Birds on Film

    “Did you know there is a video camera filming our every move?”
    www.birdlibrary.org
    “I thought libraries were all about privacy of information!”
    “Probably got cut in the budget.”

    April 1, 2019

  • Read all Over

    “What’s black and white and red all over?”
    “A red-bellied woodpecker in The Bird Library!”

    April 1, 2019

  • Family Tree

    “I’m interested in genealogy. Can you help me find out more about my family tree, I think it was an Oak.”

    March 31, 2019