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  • Order Up

    “What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”

    July 19, 2020

  • Aaahhh!

    Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!

    July 18, 2020

  • Dad Joke

    “Hey guys, I got one for you.”
    “Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
    “What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
    “…ha.”

    July 17, 2020

  • Blue Steel

    J. Bluelander, professional bird model.

    July 15, 2020

  • Catbird

    “MEOW! MEOW!”
    “Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
    “Hahaha. Works every time.”

    July 14, 2020

  • Snape Snape Severus Snape

    “So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    July 12, 2020

  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

    July 9, 2020

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

    July 8, 2020

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

    July 5, 2020

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

    July 4, 2020

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

    July 4, 2020

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”

    July 3, 2020

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

    July 2, 2020

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

    July 1, 2020

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”

    June 29, 2020

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

    June 28, 2020

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

    June 26, 2020

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

    June 24, 2020

  • Spread Your Wings and Fly

    “Where’d your mom go?”
    “Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”

    June 21, 2020

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

    June 20, 2020