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  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

    July 1, 2020

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”

    June 29, 2020

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

    June 28, 2020

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

    June 26, 2020

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

    June 24, 2020

  • Spread Your Wings and Fly

    “Where’d your mom go?”
    “Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”

    June 21, 2020

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

    June 20, 2020

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

    June 19, 2020

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

    June 18, 2020

  • Check Me Out

    “What do you call that?”
    “I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”

    May 30, 2020

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

    May 7, 2020

  • Mellow Yellow

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
    If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.

    May 3, 2020

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

    April 30, 2020

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”

    April 25, 2020

  • Hair Don’t

    Anyone else need a haircut about now?

    April 21, 2020

  • Snacks

    “It’s snack o’clock!”

    April 19, 2020

  • We Struck Gold!

    We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
    Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.

    April 17, 2020

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”

    April 14, 2020

  • Masks

    “Why do you think they are covering their faces?
    Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
    What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”

    April 10, 2020

  • Wash Your Hands

    “I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”

    April 9, 2020