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  • Read All About It

    “Extra! Extra! Read all about it at your local library!”

    June 25, 2019

  • Dementor

    “Listen to this part
    ‘An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his chest, it was inside his very heart….’
    Dementors are creepy!”

    June 24, 2019

  • All the books!

    “Attention library patrons, please be aware that I am going to read all the books!
    All the books!”

    June 24, 2019

  • Library Card

    “Just a second, I have it here somewhere. I know I put it in here. Where is that library card? Oh here it is, nope, that’s my parking ticket. Do you validate? Can I use this prescription card? It has my name on it.”

    June 22, 2019

  • Cheerreaders

    “Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me a D! What does that spell?
    READ! READ! READ!”

    June 19, 2019

  • Baby Boom

    “You kids better settle down back there! Don’t make me turn this library around!”

    June 18, 2019

  • Bird Alert!

    Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.

    June 18, 2019

  • Birdy Bunch

    “‘Til the one day when the lady met this fellow
    And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
    That this group must somehow form a family
    That’s the way we all became the Birdy Bunch.”

    June 17, 2019

  • Dirty Bird

    “Excuse me, there is a Robin, over there on the computer, that is looking at dirty pictures.”
    “How dirty are they?”
    “I just know that I saw mud and worms and I just couldn’t look anymore. They were very dirty.”

    June 15, 2019

  • Nuts.

    I thought about being a teacher but I’d have to say “Good morning, my name is Ms. White Breasted Nuthatch.” and I think we all know how that would go.

    June 12, 2019

  • Rockin’

    Mrs. Mohawk thinks libraries are totally punk rock!

    June 11, 2019

  • Patron Privacy

    “I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”

    June 10, 2019

  • Red, set, read!

    The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
    Get RED, get set, READ!

    June 9, 2019

  • OMG

    “Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”

    June 7, 2019

  • Dinner with Daddy

    “Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”

    June 5, 2019

  • I Wonder

    I wonder how many people are going to come to the reference desk today and ask me where the bathroom is?

    June 4, 2019

  • ABCs

    Make alphabetizing great again.

    June 2, 2019

  • Teen Zone

    Smells like Teen Spirit.

    June 1, 2019

  • Old Yeller

    Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.

    May 31, 2019

  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

    May 30, 2019