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  • Bluetiful

    “I am a beautiful butterfly!” -Heimlich, A Bug’s Life

    May 8, 2019

  • Gross

    Ug. Gag me with a spoon! That is like totally Grosbeak to the max!
    (Our first Rose-breasted Grosbeak to visit the library!)

    May 7, 2019

  • What’s the Point?

    You’ve got a point there.

    May 4, 2019

  • Blue Steel

    “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Derek Zoolander

    May 3, 2019

  • Flood and Fire

    “So let me make sure I understand what you are saying. Your library book fell in the toilet and to dry it out you held it over a candle and caught it on fire, and now you would like to return it?”

    May 2, 2019

  • Fierce

    “Feelin’ good, lookin’ fierce. I am…Librarian.”

    April 30, 2019

  • Library Emergency

    “Alert! We have an emergency situation. We are out of bookmarks! Whatever you do, do not close your books!”

    April 29, 2019

  • Starling contest

    “Starling contest! Go!”
    “Wait, don’t you mean staring contest?”
    “Nope. I’m a Starling and you just blinked. I win twice!”

    April 29, 2019

  • Goldfinch

    Well, yellow there.

    April 26, 2019

  • Fart /färt/ verb

    *whispering “Did you know fart is in the dictionary? I just looked it up!”
    “tee hee hee”

    April 26, 2019

  • OMG!

    Miss Dove volunteered to supervise the teen zone. She’s practicing her eye roll…to blend.

    April 25, 2019

  • Library Life

    “If you want to grow up to be a librarian like me, you are going to have to learn a few things. You’ll need to fix the copy machine, printer, computer, tablets, 3-d printers, e-readers, and robots. You’ll need to perform puppet shows and wear costumes and funny hats. You’ll need to be able to do people’s taxes and help with applications and resumes. Have you been trained in CPR? You know your alphabet right? How about decimals?”
    “Can I just be a rocket scientist? Sounds easier.”

    April 24, 2019

  • Romancing the Dove

    “Miss Dove?”
    “WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
    “Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
    “Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
    “But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
    “I’m working here!”

    April 23, 2019

  • Easter Egg

    “Why did the Easter egg hide?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “He was a little chicken!”
    “You crack me up.”
    “Thanks, I’ve been sitting on that one.”
    “Eggshellent.”

    April 22, 2019

  • Jay K. Rowling

    Look who stopped by the Bird Library! It’s world famous author Jay K. Rowling!

    April 20, 2019

  • Meow

    It’s Dewey, the library Catbird!

    April 20, 2019

  • Miss Dove’s Inferno

    Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.

    April 18, 2019

  • Fine!

    “You’re fining me?”
    “Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
    “Fine.”
    “It is fine.”
    “It is not fine.”
    “Fine, but you are being fined.”

    April 17, 2019

  • “I just need your name to sign you up for a library card.”
    “It’s sort of embarrassing. I’m a Titmouse.”
    “First name Tit? Last name Mouse? You are a bird, right?”

    April 15, 2019

  • Beware the Chair

    You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.

    April 15, 2019