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It’s FriJay! Go nuts!
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Order Up
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
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Blue Steel
J. Bluelander, professional bird model.
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Happy 4th!
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
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Safe at Home
Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!
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Aw, man.
“Aw, man. Black oil again?”
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Dirty Bird
“Excuse me, there is a Robin, over there on the computer, that is looking at dirty pictures.”
“How dirty are they?”
“I just know that I saw mud and worms and I just couldn’t look anymore. They were very dirty.” -
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I Need More!
“I may have overdone it at the library today.”
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Old Yeller
Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.
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Prose Knows
“Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
“They’re prose.” -
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Blue Moon
Tonight’s full blue moon
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“Hey, why can’t a bird’s beak be 12 inches long?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“Because then it would be a foot!”
“You know that J stands for juvenile, right?”
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Bluetiful
“I am a beautiful butterfly!” -Heimlich, A Bug’s Life
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Blue Steel
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Derek Zoolander
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Romancing the Dove
“Miss Dove?”
“WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
“Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
“Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
“But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
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Jay K. Rowling
Look who stopped by the Bird Library! It’s world famous author Jay K. Rowling!
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