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Hair Raising
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
October 1, 2019 -
Side Eye
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”July 16, 2019 -
Bird Alert!
Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.
June 18, 2019 -
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OMG
“Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”
June 7, 2019 -
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Library Emergency
“Alert! We have an emergency situation. We are out of bookmarks! Whatever you do, do not close your books!”
April 29, 2019 -
Fine!
“You’re fining me?”
“Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
“Fine.”
“It is fine.”
“It is not fine.”
“Fine, but you are being fined.”April 17, 2019 -
Say Cheese!
“Before you take a picture, do I have food in my beak?
That would be so embarrassing. You’d tell me, right?”March 26, 2019 -
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Watch Your Back
“I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”
“Sure. THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”March 16, 2019 -
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Do We?
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”March 7, 2019 -
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