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  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

    May 30, 2019

  • Prose Knows

    “Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
    “They’re prose.”

    May 20, 2019

  • “Hey, why can’t a bird’s beak be 12 inches long?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “Because then it would be a foot!”
    “You know that J stands for juvenile, right?”
    “Yeah! That’s my favorite section!”

    May 10, 2019

  • Beware the Chair

    You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.

    April 15, 2019

  • Lonesome Dove

    “Miss Dove, are you lonely?”
    “No, why?”
    “You’re always by your shelf.”

    April 12, 2019

  • Read all Over

    “What’s black and white and red all over?”
    “A red-bellied woodpecker in The Bird Library!”

    April 1, 2019

  • Problem Solving

    “Do you have any math books? I’m hoping to solve some problems.”

    March 30, 2019

  • 2B or not 2B

    “Why did Shakespeare always write in pen?
    Pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B?”

    March 28, 2019

  • Woodpecker

    How many books would a woodpecker read if a woodpecker would read books?

    March 10, 2019

  • Red

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Red”
    “Red who?”
    “Red any good books lately?”

    March 3, 2019