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  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

    May 7, 2020

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”

    April 25, 2020

  • Hair Don’t

    Anyone else need a haircut about now?

    April 21, 2020

  • Snacks

    “It’s snack o’clock!”

    April 19, 2020

  • Bird of the Year

    “Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
    @Time https://time.com/5812697/bird-library-livestream/

    April 1, 2020

  • Mouth Sharing

    Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.

    March 12, 2020

  • Miniature Penguin

    The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.

    March 2, 2020

  • A Tail of Romance

    “I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
    “Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”

    January 27, 2020

  • Doggy Due

    “Look me in the eye and say that again.”
    “No, really, my dog ate my book!”

    January 24, 2020

  • “There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
    The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
    “I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”

    January 23, 2020

  • Surprise!

    “BOO!”
    “AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
    “That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”

    January 22, 2020

  • Shhhh

    “The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”

    January 20, 2020

  • Aw, man.

    “Aw, man. Black oil again?”

    January 17, 2020

  • Resolution

    “I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”

    January 4, 2020

  • All the Books

    “We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
    “All of them.”

    December 10, 2019

  • Santabird

    “It’s the holiday season
    So whoop de do and dickory dock”
    Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!

    December 2, 2019

  • Hair Raising

    I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!

    October 1, 2019

  • Dance Battle

    Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
    Think again.

    September 28, 2019

  • Birds are Back

    “Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”

    September 23, 2019

  • Back Off

    The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!

    July 24, 2019