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  • Vote!

    Flock to the polls! The birds are counting on you!

    November 3, 2020

  • Increased Circulation

    “Watch out! What are you doing?”
    “I’m increasing circulation.”

    October 25, 2020

  • It’s fine.

    “Huh? Me? Oh, yeah. Everything’s great. It’s good. I’m good. We’re fine. It’s fine. “

    October 18, 2020

  • Poplarity

    “Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”

    October 17, 2020

  • Baby-Sitters Club

    “You told your parents you were coming to the library for The Baby-Sitters Club?
    They know you meant the books, right?”

    August 19, 2020

  • Hairy Situation

    “Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”

    August 14, 2020

  • Suspicious Seeds

    “Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
    (Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)

    July 29, 2020

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

    June 28, 2020

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

    June 26, 2020

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

    June 19, 2020

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

    June 18, 2020

  • Are you Mocking Me?

    “Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”

    June 13, 2020

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

    April 30, 2020

  • We Struck Gold!

    We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
    Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.

    April 17, 2020

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”

    April 14, 2020

  • Masks

    “Why do you think they are covering their faces?
    Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
    What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”

    April 10, 2020

  • Wash Your Hands

    “I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”

    April 9, 2020

  • Is it Safe?

    “Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
    “But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?”

    April 8, 2020

  • Stay at Home Menu

    Stay at Home menu
    breakfast: oatmeal cookie
    lunch: ice cream sandwich
    dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese

    April 2, 2020

  • Growing Apart

    “You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
    “Can you move over a few more feet?”

    March 29, 2020