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  • Fart /färt/ verb

    *whispering “Did you know fart is in the dictionary? I just looked it up!”
    “tee hee hee”

    April 26, 2019

  • OMG!

    Miss Dove volunteered to supervise the teen zone. She’s practicing her eye roll…to blend.

    April 25, 2019

  • Library Life

    “If you want to grow up to be a librarian like me, you are going to have to learn a few things. You’ll need to fix the copy machine, printer, computer, tablets, 3-d printers, e-readers, and robots. You’ll need to perform puppet shows and wear costumes and funny hats. You’ll need to be able to do people’s taxes and help with applications and resumes. Have you been trained in CPR? You know your alphabet right? How about decimals?”
    “Can I just be a rocket scientist? Sounds easier.”

    April 24, 2019

  • Romancing the Dove

    “Miss Dove?”
    “WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
    “Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
    “Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
    “But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
    “I’m working here!”

    April 23, 2019

  • Easter Egg

    “Why did the Easter egg hide?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “He was a little chicken!”
    “You crack me up.”
    “Thanks, I’ve been sitting on that one.”
    “Eggshellent.”

    April 22, 2019

  • Jay K. Rowling

    Look who stopped by the Bird Library! It’s world famous author Jay K. Rowling!

    April 20, 2019

  • Meow

    It’s Dewey, the library Catbird!

    April 20, 2019

  • Miss Dove’s Inferno

    Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.

    April 18, 2019

  • Fine!

    “You’re fining me?”
    “Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
    “Fine.”
    “It is fine.”
    “It is not fine.”
    “Fine, but you are being fined.”

    April 17, 2019

  • “I just need your name to sign you up for a library card.”
    “It’s sort of embarrassing. I’m a Titmouse.”
    “First name Tit? Last name Mouse? You are a bird, right?”

    April 15, 2019

  • Beware the Chair

    You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.

    April 15, 2019

  • Checkin’ Out

    Miss Dove, Saturday librarian, has ended her shift and is checkin’ out for a night on the town.

    April 14, 2019

  • Fowl Weather

    “It’s raining ducks and chickens out there!”
    “Yeah. it’s pretty fowl.”

    April 13, 2019

  • Lonesome Dove

    “Miss Dove, are you lonely?”
    “No, why?”
    “You’re always by your shelf.”

    April 12, 2019

  • Quiet Peas

    “What is a librarian’s favorite vegetable?”
    “Quiet peas.”
    Happy National (Bird) Library Week!

    April 11, 2019

  • Hoos the Champion!

    Who’s the Champion? Hoos the Champion!

    April 10, 2019

  • Wahoowa!

    Today, all our birds are singing the same song.

    April 8, 2019

  • Bird Herd

    Is a group of Cowbirds called a bird herd?

    April 7, 2019

  • Looking Up

    Things are looking up at the Bird Library.

    April 6, 2019

  • “A school library is like the Bat Cave: it’s a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero. True, the superhero is more likely to be wearing a cardigan than a batsuit, but still…” – Tom Angleberger
    Happy National School Librarian Day!

    April 4, 2019