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Missing Librarian
“Why couldn’t anyone see the bird librarian?”
“Because she was in da skies.”March 9, 2019 -
Whodunit?
“What we have here is a whodunit.”
“Well, who done it?”
“I don’t know, but this is a Red Cherring.”March 8, 2019 -
Do We?
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”March 7, 2019 -
Kondo-d
“What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
“We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”March 6, 2019 -
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Copy Paste
“Can you help me? I forget the shortcuts for copy & paste.”
“Ctrl C copy, Ctrl V paste.”
“Thank you, it worked!”March 2, 2019 -
Overdue
¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
¨But, we were migrating!¨
¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨March 1, 2019 -
Check Me Out
“Are you going to check me out?”
“Listen, I’m sure you are very nice, but I am not interested.”
“You’re not interested in checking a book out to me?”
“Oh, I thought… I mean, yes, of course. Happy reading!”February 28, 2019
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