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Summer Reading
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
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Lola
“Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.” -
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Masks
“Why do you think they are covering their faces?
Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
What if they start eating the seed they give to us?” -
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Wash Your Hands
“I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”
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Is it Safe?
“Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
“But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?” -
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Stay at Home Menu
Stay at Home menu
breakfast: oatmeal cookie
lunch: ice cream sandwich
dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese -
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Growing Apart
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?” -
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Social Distancing
Social Distancing
…but I’m not even social. -
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A Tail of Romance
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!” -
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Nap Club
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
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Resolution
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
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“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library! -
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All the Books
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.” -
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When Doves Cry
“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
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Yawn
Yawn! “You guys go ahead and Black Friday shop, I’ll stay here and nap.”
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Going South?
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
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Instruction Manual
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
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Romancing the Dove
“Miss Dove?”
“WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
“Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
“Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
“But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
“I’m working here!” -
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Easter Egg
“Why did the Easter egg hide?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“He was a little chicken!”
“You crack me up.”
“Thanks, I’ve been sitting on that one.”
“Eggshellent.” -
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Miss Dove’s Inferno
Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.
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