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Increased Circulation
“Watch out! What are you doing?”
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Poplarity
“Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”
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Fashion!
Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
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Floofy Sparrow
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
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I Have a Joke
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
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Feelings
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.” -
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Stuck in a Book
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
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Mouth Sharing
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
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Doggy Due
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!” -
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Birds are Back
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
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All the books!
“Attention library patrons, please be aware that I am going to read all the books!
All the books!” -
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The Little Birdy That Could
“I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I know I can!”
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Patron Privacy
“I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”
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Happy Mother’s Day
“Thanks for sitting on me until I hatched, barfing my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and teaching me to fly, mom.”
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Watch Your Back
“I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”
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Do We?
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!” -
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Kondo-d
“What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
“We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.” -
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Red
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Red”
“Red who?”
“Red any good books lately?”
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